1. Spell broken down ditches in three letters?
2. The beginning of Eternity the end of life and time the beginning of every end and end of every place?
3. Why isn't your nose twelve inches long?
4. If two men were in a car and one ate the other what was the number of the car? 

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1. Gap
2. E.
3. It would be a foot then and not a nose.
4. 1.8.1.